Did I mention I also like space?
What’s the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn’t follow me around for a week when I put a load in.
“Hibiscus, what is that?”
“Oh, isn’t it also a biscuit?”
The people at my job are too funny.
“Your mom is off putting. Off putting more dick in her mouth!”
Cause he has no Tumblr.